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25 March, 2007

My best dinner!

hmm.. phew!!! Attempting a blog after a lOOOng time. Last blog i wrote was when i had nothing better to do @ Nirvana's! But luckily, i dint enjoy the warmth of bench for long. Ya!!! Started my so called Professional life :P and started using the IT words every where -

-'no issues' -for- 'No problem'
-'m running out of budget' -for- 'got no money left'
-'bugs & fixes' -for- 'problems & solutions'

You surely must be thinking why am i listing all things in a structured manner in my blog. Well, that's d way it goes!!! Ill-effects of official mailing language in IT industry.

Here starts my main blogging topic - Dinner@Frnds' place!
As usual, quite shamefully, i invited myself to the dinner, but at these frnds' place. These frnds are 3 girls -
-*ru**m*
-*eg*a
-*eg*an*
Oh.. no!! Still listing down stuff!!! God, this official-mailing language is so much bugging me!!! Kindly, look into this matter!!! Aaaargggh!!!!! Forget it! Please get used to it. We dint negotiate on the ocassion tho! Whatevr it was.

We started with the pics ceremony! I showed *ru**m* my Afghan pics (with stories ofcourse!) and then she started showing her bachpaan ka pics.... Well her childhood pics were awesome... However, after a bit of evolution, her pics started getting better and bitter, pic by pic!!!! I was rolling on d floor laughing. Pics of *eg*a were quite normal (as they were clickd jst some 3-4yrs back!). However, the other 2 pantars looked like this:
-*ru**m* looked like today's Lola Kutty on MTV (very shy tho! - not even once looked into the camera!)
-*eg*an* looked like a Math/History Prof.
We counted about 9 photos, which *ru**m* is supposed to enlarge and hang it on the walls. If placed on orkut, these photos could prevent her from being unnecessarily added as a friend, inspite she chooses her status to be 'open/single'. Same goes for *eg*an*

Want to know - how they live? Well, they call it 'normal routine', i call it ' pure struggle'!!! Their lives is sOO very difficult (for some1 like me!). Lets take a simplest example.
-Firstly, you bring the milk
-Then empty into vessel
-Watch it boil
-Empty it into glass
-Drink it (without Bournvita? Cant even imagine this!)
-Clean the milk vessel.

Above procedure would be followed for each event!

My simple solution to above problem: Go to baniya ka store, and drink Amul Kool.

Getting back to dinner... We then started with cutting d vegetables. Cauliflower & tomatoes. Well, i did win the competition of cutting Cauliflower faster (and better ofcourse!) but i really pitied what *ru**m* did with tomatoes! I did put some raw cauliflower into hot tomato gravy! (which ofcourse.. i was not supposed to do.. I do it all the time when my Mom's cooking!) *eg*an* is an excellent roti-maker! You get perfectly round chapatis and tasty too(jst like my Mom!) *eg*a made vigorous noises (as always) as if torturing the vegetable in the pan. But, as always, the end-product was sOO tasty!

Then, i had the previlige of watching KBC tritaya (with Shahrukh Khan) for the first time. There, i observed some changes -
- 'freeze' kar diya jaaye
-'biwi k bulane ka time aa gaya' (show got over!)
These ppl were huge Shahrukh fans it seemed. And kind enough, to not kill me even after they knew he was not at all on my list of fav heroes.

Dinner procedure was normal. I just dint understand one thing. When i was full, and got up, these ppl made me sit and gave me some more sabzi inspite of my refusing to the same (seemed to me as a punishment of inviting myself @ their house :)) but these same girls later told me "forcefully mat kha".... i mean ... what was that.... dint understand that.. any answers?

What better way 2 end a fabulous dinner watching Gags!!! and Mr. Bean (courtesy of Pogo Entertainment Channel).

So..winding up.. thankyou for all the lovely dinner... sorry for the inconvenience caused (if any, i dnt think so)... sorry for everything.. but neways, i'll still b back someday!!! Even if invitation doesnt come, i'll be there..

venue: ur place
cook: Subjected to change
ocassion: Well, who needs it..